YouHaveaMinuteAn Old Mans Stories

Have You?

The Old Man on November 4th, 2008

“I HAVE”, picked cotton, planted corn, picked corn, shelled corn, planted tomatoes, picked tomatoes, packed tomatoes, planted water melons, picked watermelons, Packed water melons, picked cucumbers, graded cucumbers, Picked peas, Beans, been a Carpenter, Painting contractor, license L. P. gas man, assistant manager for and L. P. GAS Company.

Rode a bicycle backwards, Rode a Harley Davidson, and rode a motor bike.

I climbed a tree played, Tarzan and fell out of the tree and broke my arm.

I have water skied, I jumped a wave and busted my behind. I ran a mile and rode back in a two horse wagon. ha”!

I have rode a horse,

I have rode a Billy Goat fell off and busted my …………………

I have jumped off a high diving board in a pool and landed on my back.

I have been on roller skates and we won’t go there. Ha.

Well that “minute’ timed out. Until next time, you Folks have a good day.

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Dr. Don

The Old Man on September 26th, 2008

Old Man Dr. Don was a plain old man, did his plowing throughout the day.

He sat on a hickory stump during mid day, and ate his vittles from a an open tray.

He plowed his fields from day to day, and when done he had tons of hay.

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One minute phone calls!

The Old Man on November 16th, 2007

Phone call

Daniel calls his Uncle Wendell one day. He asked “you have a minute?” I said sure! He wanted to know if I could come down to his house and take a look at the porch deck, he was having trouble with he said it would only take a minute. Well it’s a hundred yards to his house, and then taking thirty minutes to look at the problem he had. well so much for the minute Daniel!

When some one calls and says it will only take a minute. Think about Daniels minute!

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